Kelly Ripa, The super mom, according to her appliance commercials, when asked "What does every woman need?" Responds with: "A really big shoe closet."
Shallow much? To me she looks like she needs to hide some food in her closet and take a bite every now and then but then again that makes me sound a little bitter.
If you missed it, my article ripping on Ripa got a second place award this year from the National Newspaper Association. You can read it here.