So we're doing the on-again/off-again school of potty training over here. This means well, that's another post, but there are a lot of books around here about little boys turning into big boys who go potty. Sam finds them riveting. So much so that he surprised me at the store by saying "I read about Joshua. He goes pee pee, and jumps and cwaps."
Pretty sure that was "claps."
Later, in the car thankfully, Sam says: "He's in a buttload of trouble!"
I rack my brain to figure out where this one came from ... ah, yes. Our latest bedtime book: Pirates don't change Diapers by Melinda Long. Only in the book they say "boat load" as in "boat load of trouble."