Soon after finding out I was pregnant, Matt's parents were up for a visit and we wound up at the outlet stores in Lincoln City. My mother-in-law shopped with me for maternity clothes, which I have to admit I was pretty much ready for by the time I was 8 weeks pregnant. Oh, hell, honestly some of them would've been nice to have before I was pregnant! Matt and his dad had finally had enough waiting and came to drag us out of the store.
Is there a store for expecting fathers? His mom asked.
Yeah. The liquor store. Was Matt's instant reply. His quick wit is one of my favorite things about him.